Aries: March 21st – April 19th
Feeling the sizzle slowly fade out of your relationship and having it replaced by a dull comfort that you know will lead to a mundane life of repetition.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Letting your lingering love for your ex blind you, causing you to miss out on the worthwhile romantic opportunities right in front of you.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
F_-king everything up on a whim and then instantly regretting it, but having no way to successfully win that person back, because you’ve lost their trust.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Agreeing to marry the wrong person, but finding out long after you’ve already settled down with them and have created a life that would feel empty without them.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Being replaced by someone younger and prettier than you, even though you thought your ‘forever person’ loved you for more than your beauty and wasn’t some shallow cliche of a man.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Ignoring all of the red flags and ending up with a narcissistic sociopath that tries to control your every move by smothering your independence.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Missing out on a legitimate chance at love, because you took too long to make a move and your object of affection ended up with somebody else.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Letting your insecurities get the best of you and purposely pushing away the one person that you were meant to hold close for eternity.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
Dying alone, because your fear of commitment keeps warning you to end relationships before they become serious, which means you never last more than six months with someone.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Being cheated on for months — or even years — without realizing it, because you senselessly trusted your partner to treat your heart with as much respect as you’ve been giving them.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Being dumped by someone you had legitimate feelings for, based on shitty reasoning, like that you gained a little weight and aren’t as ‘fun’ as you used to be at the start.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Realizing that the person you’re madly in love with doesn’t feel as strongly as you do about the relationship — that they’d rather remain friends than lovers.