Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You are going to sleep with someone in the hopes of convincing them to date you, even though you know deep down that it is only going to be a one time thing, that casual s_x with them is never going to lead to a lasting relationship.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You are going to put your love life before your career. You are going to sacrifice your chances at success in order to spend a little more time with the object of your affection, because once you fall in love, you stop caring about everything else. You get obsessive.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You are going to lose pieces of your identity. You are going to start listening to different music, wearing different clothes, and eating different foods just to impress someone who should like the real you. Not a fake version. Not the trying-way-too-f_-king-hard version.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You are going to put someone else before yourself. You are going to neglect your own needs in order to take care of theirs, because you think being selfless is the key to gaining their love. You think it will make them like you more.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
You are going to consider making a major life change for the love of your life — something like moving across the country or quitting your job. You aren’t going to make a rational decision by thinking of how the change will impact you. All you will think about is how it will help you stay with your person instead of losing them forever.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You are going to pretend you are perfectly fine with a casual relationship or an almost relationship so you don’t appear desperate — even though you secretly want a committed relationship. You are going to lie through your teeth to avoid losing them, because you stupidly think having them for a little while is better than not having them at all.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You are going to change your appearance. Maybe you will cut your hair or maybe you will spend extra hours at the gym — but it won’t be for yourself. It will be for them. It will be because you think you have to look a certain way in order to keep their attention, which is not what love is about at all.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You are going to let someone who supposedly ‘loves’ you walk all over you. You are going to let them get their way in every situation to keep them happy. You are going to sacrifice what you want to give them whatever they want because you love them so much.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You are going to lose friends and family members you care about after choosing your person over them. You won’t like it when they tell you that your relationship is toxic, so instead of listening to them, you will distance yourself from them. You will cut them out of your life to salvage your relationship.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
You are going to waste a lot of money on your person this year. By buying them expensive presents. By taking a vacation with them. By moving in with them. At the end of 2018, you are going to end up with hardly any money left in the bank account.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You are going to rush into things too quickly. You are going to think about moving in together, getting married, or getting a tattoo for them even though you only met them a few months ago. You are going to follow your heart and completely ignore your head.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You are going to grow apart from your friends after getting into a relationship and turning your person into your entire world. Instead of finding time for friends, you will spend all of your free time with your person. You will act like they are the only one in the universe.